09 May 2011

Tangan Gatal bukan Gatal Tangan

Ok, saya ada masalah baru. Tangan aku ni gatal gila barbie. Ni kes angkat-angkat ayam, ikan, sayur-sayur kat Econsave la ni. Alergic ke kulit aku ni? Bahaya betul. teruk lak gatal ni.
take a look






gila.. kes serius ini. ni tangan. gatal-gatal ni merebak sampai ke muka!! the hell!!

p/s : esok daftar form 6 kot

08 May 2011

Benda yang paling aku benci sekarang

kawan : eh upu ko dapat? dapat mana? 
aku : aku tak dapat pun. 
kawan : yeke? aku dapat, sipolan2 pun dapat. dapat kat cenggini2. 
aku : .....



korang tau macam mana perasaan aku? hahh!! hahh!!! tau ke? tak tau kan?






P/S : aku rasa macam aku ni orang yang paling bodoh dalam dunia ni!

06 May 2011

bangang



FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...




p/s : kecewa dengan hari mendatang

03 May 2011

Saya sudah bekerjaya


















BANDINGKAN HARGA KAMI

02 May 2011

Syaitan Merah dibedil Meriam Merah!

Sir Alex Ferguson : Woi apo ni woi??!!
Rooney "rudeboy" :aaargghhhh!!
Aaron Ramsey : nyumm nyumm, nikmat betul dapat score..

Kah kah kah!!! Menyu kalah. #problem?

01 May 2011

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?


2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.


3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?


4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?


5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!


6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?


7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.


8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?


9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???


Pak cik Homer pun stress kalau macam ni.




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p/s : kadang-kadang aku pun ada juga buat benda-benda ni. not everybody perfect, aight?